The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay
18.0401, -63.10109Located about 5 minutes' walk from Le Grand Marche, the 3-star Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay offers 8 rooms with views of the sea. The hotel is a good starting point for exploring Simpson Bay, including Mary Star of the Sea Church, which is just 5 minutes' walk away.
Location
Sentry Hill lies approximately 3 km away, while Hollywood Casino is around a 10-minute drive from the accommodation. At Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay you'll be approximately 15 minutes' walk from Kimsha Beach. The property is also within walking distance of the Caribbean Sea. Horny Toad Guest House is situated nearly 25 minutes' walk from Seaside Nature Park.
For those travelling from afar, Princess Juliana International airport is 5 minutes' drive away.
Rooms
Some rooms have a ceiling fan, an iron and ironing board, as well as a patio and a balcony to ensure a comfortable stay. They are furnished with sound-proofed windows, and also come with tea and coffee making facilities. The private bathrooms are appointed with a hair dryer and bath sheets.
Eat & Drink
Pizza del Sol is ideal for tasting Italian cuisine and is situated near this Simpson Bay hotel.
Leisure & Business
A sun deck and a golf course are available at additional cost as well. The Horny Toad Guest House also includes a fitness studio, a fitness centre, a picnic area, and barbecue grills.
Rooms and availability
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Max:2 persons
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Max:2 persons
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Max:2 persons
Essential information about The Horny Toad Guest House
💵 Lowest room price | 282 NZ$ |
📏 Distance to centre | 1.6 km |
✈️ Distance to airport | 3.3 km |
🧳 Nearest airport | Princess Juliana International, sxm |
Location
- City landmarks
- Nearby
- Restaurants
- Hotels nearby
Reviews of The Horny Toad Guest House
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Ben
Possibly the best and really amazing stay during holidays...
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R.
Convenient Location 🌴
This place is super close to shops, restaurants, and a cool market with lots of options. Plus, there's a great beach nearby. You can also walk to Kimsha Beach in just 20 minutes.
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Jack
The room has a separate bedroom and comes with a microwave, coffee/tea making equipment, and a refrigerator.
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Charlie
This is surely the best hip new hotel, especially helpful staff, huge rooms. The location is nice and excellent, right on the ocean. There's cool Gigi's relatively near the venue, make desserts etc. No reason to complain, I would go back in flash.
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James
Room had an incredible view! 🌅
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Richard
The location was perfect, with a stunning view of the Caribbean Sea. The housekeeper, Cheri, went above and beyond with her exceptional knowledge of the area and recommendations for things to do. The cleanliness of the property was outstanding, and the staff, including Jackie and Angela, were attentive and friendly. We felt welcomed and taken care of throughout our stay. The kitchen in our apartment was well-equipped, and having a ground-floor unit allowed us easy access to the beach. we were thoroughly impressed and would highly recommend the Horny Toad Guest House for a relaxing getaway.
While the balcony was shared by four units, which reduced privacy, it was a minor drawback. Additionally, the bathroom could have been more convenient with a light switch at the door.
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Ricky
Unbeatable view, relaxing atmosphere, well-equipped kitchen, helpful staff, great BBQ zone.
Everything great.
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Bob
The accommodation boasts an unbeatable location! Easily accessible from the airport and steps away from a beautiful quiet beach. Guests are treated to an amazing view from several rooms. Some rooms feature a functional kitchen, an outdoor BBQ area and ample room for lounging. The standard of service is fantastic, with Debbie and Doug treating guests like their own family.
A minor quibble may be the older, less modern decor common with its style, though adds to the ambiance.
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Joseph
I had an incredible stay at this hotel! The value for money was unbeatable, especially considering the breathtaking view from my room. Waking up to the sound of waves crashing just a few meters away was pure bliss. The staff, particularly Debbie and Doug, were fantastic hosts who made me feel right at home. I also loved the convenient location, with plenty of restaurants, supermarkets, and shops nearby. This hotel truly exceeded my expectations!
No complaints at all, everything was perfect!
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Andrew
I had a fantastic stay by the beach. The hotel facilities were great and the staff was super friendly. The location was convenient; close to shops, restaurants, and markets. The cleanliness of the room was top-notch. I appreciated the parking facilities.
Everything great.
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Benjamin
Quiet beachfront rooms, well-maintained and relaxing. Nice amenities like sunscreen, beach towels, and a mini library. Friendly hosts and helpful staff. Convenient location near the airport and Simpson Bay.
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Bruce
Great beach location, secure parking, well-stocked kitchen, helpful staff, peaceful and relaxing.
Nothing bad to say.
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David
Great view and location right by the beach, perfect for a relaxing getaway. Helpful staff. Secure parking.
Shared balcony with limited privacy. No smoking allowed on the property.
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Alex
The hotel is located right on the beach, with stunning views from the balcony. The staff is very helpful and friendly, providing excellent service, and the rooms are well-equipped with everything you need. It is also conveniently located close to restaurants and supermarkets. As mentioned in one review, their dog Margarita is such a sweetheart and adds to the welcoming atmosphere.
All aspects of this hotel were great.
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Hugh
We loved our stay at this beachfront hotel. The location is perfect, with many restaurants within walking distance on the beach, and it is close to Simpson Bay town center. The hotel facilities were great, with 8 large rooms directly on the beach. The view from our room was amazing, and the hotel staff was friendly and helpful. We also enjoyed the cleanliness of the rooms and the convenience of parking on the premises.
Nothing, it is perfect.
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