The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay

The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay

$$$$|View on mapSimpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin|
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The Horny Toad Guest House - Simpson Bay
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Overview

Located about 5 minutes' walk from Le Grand Marche, the 3-star Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay offers 8 rooms with views of the sea. The hotel is a good starting point for exploring Simpson Bay, including Mary Star of the Sea Church, which is just 5 minutes' walk away.

Location

Sentry Hill lies approximately 3 km away, while Hollywood Casino is around a 10-minute drive from the accommodation. At Horny Toad Guest House Simpson Bay you'll be approximately 15 minutes' walk from Kimsha Beach. The property is also within walking distance of the Caribbean Sea. Horny Toad Guest House is situated nearly 25 minutes' walk from Seaside Nature Park.

For those travelling from afar, Princess Juliana International airport is 5 minutes' drive away.

Rooms

Some rooms have a ceiling fan, an iron and ironing board, as well as a patio and a balcony to ensure a comfortable stay. They are furnished with sound-proofed windows, and also come with tea and coffee making facilities. The private bathrooms are appointed with a hair dryer and bath sheets.

Eat & Drink

Pizza del Sol is ideal for tasting Italian cuisine and is situated near this Simpson Bay hotel.

Leisure & Business

A sun deck and a golf course are available at additional cost as well. The Horny Toad Guest House also includes a fitness studio, a fitness centre, a picnic area, and barbecue grills.

Good to know
Check-in/Check-out
from 15:00-21:00
from 08:00-11:00
Amenities
Public parking is possible on site for free.
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Other information
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Building
Number of rooms:8
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Rooms and availability

One-Bedroom Suite
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    2 persons
Suite
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    2 persons
Superior Suite
  • Max:
    2 persons
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Facilities

Main facilities

Wi-Fi
Free parking
Luggage storage
24-hour services
Food/ Drinks

Outdoor dining area

Laundry
Kitchen facilities

Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Check-in/ Check-out

VIP check-in/ -out

Sports & Fitness

  • Golf course

Services

  • Housekeeping
  • Car hire
  • Laundry
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Grocery shopping service

Dining

  • Outdoor dining area

Children

  • Board games

Spa & Leisure

  • Beach access
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Sun loungers
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • BBQ facilities

Room view

  • Sea view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Soundproofed rooms
  • Patio
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Dining table
  • Ironing facilities

Self-catering

  • Cookware/ Kitchen utensils

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock
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Essential information about The Horny Toad Guest House

💵 Lowest room price 282 NZ$
📏 Distance to centre 1.6 km
✈️ Distance to airport 3.3 km
🧳 Nearest airport Princess Juliana International, sxm

Location

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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
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2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten/Saint Martin, N/A
  • City landmarks
  • Nearby
  • Restaurants
  • Hotels nearby
Church
Mary Star of the Sea Church
210 m
Mall
Le Grand Marche
210 m
Restaurant
Abu Ghazi Shwarma
210 m
Restaurant
Burger King
210 m
Restaurant
McDonald's
210 m
Restaurant
Cafe Atlantico
580 m
Restaurant
Pinche Gringo
490 m
Restaurant
Little Jerusalem SXM
780 m

Reviews of The Horny Toad Guest House

8.4 /10
Great39 reviews
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  • Very good
    7.0

    Possibly the best and really amazing stay during holidays...

    Ben United States, 
  • Perfect
    9.0

    Convenient Location 🌴

    This place is super close to shops, restaurants, and a cool market with lots of options. Plus, there's a great beach nearby. You can also walk to Kimsha Beach in just 20 minutes.

    R. United States, 
  • Perfect
    9.2

    The room has a separate bedroom and comes with a microwave, coffee/tea making equipment, and a refrigerator.

    Jack United States, 
  • Very good
    7.4

    This is surely the best hip new hotel, especially helpful staff, huge rooms. The location is nice and excellent, right on the ocean. There's cool Gigi's relatively near the venue, make desserts etc. No reason to complain, I would go back in flash.

    Charlie United States, 
  • Very good
    7.2

    Room had an incredible view! 🌅

    James United States, 
  • Great
    8.4

    The location was perfect, with a stunning view of the Caribbean Sea. The housekeeper, Cheri, went above and beyond with her exceptional knowledge of the area and recommendations for things to do. The cleanliness of the property was outstanding, and the staff, including Jackie and Angela, were attentive and friendly. We felt welcomed and taken care of throughout our stay. The kitchen in our apartment was well-equipped, and having a ground-floor unit allowed us easy access to the beach. we were thoroughly impressed and would highly recommend the Horny Toad Guest House for a relaxing getaway.

    While the balcony was shared by four units, which reduced privacy, it was a minor drawback. Additionally, the bathroom could have been more convenient with a light switch at the door.

    Richard United Kingdom, 
  • Perfect
    9.2

    Unbeatable view, relaxing atmosphere, well-equipped kitchen, helpful staff, great BBQ zone.

    Everything great.

    Ricky United Kingdom, 
  • Great
    8.6

    The accommodation boasts an unbeatable location! Easily accessible from the airport and steps away from a beautiful quiet beach. Guests are treated to an amazing view from several rooms. Some rooms feature a functional kitchen, an outdoor BBQ area and ample room for lounging. The standard of service is fantastic, with Debbie and Doug treating guests like their own family.

    A minor quibble may be the older, less modern decor common with its style, though adds to the ambiance.

    Bob United Kingdom, 
  • Perfect
    9.4

    I had an incredible stay at this hotel! The value for money was unbeatable, especially considering the breathtaking view from my room. Waking up to the sound of waves crashing just a few meters away was pure bliss. The staff, particularly Debbie and Doug, were fantastic hosts who made me feel right at home. I also loved the convenient location, with plenty of restaurants, supermarkets, and shops nearby. This hotel truly exceeded my expectations!

    No complaints at all, everything was perfect!

    Joseph United States, 
  • Perfect
    9.6

    I had a fantastic stay by the beach. The hotel facilities were great and the staff was super friendly. The location was convenient; close to shops, restaurants, and markets. The cleanliness of the room was top-notch. I appreciated the parking facilities.

    Everything great.

    Andrew United Kingdom, 
  • Perfect
    9.8

    Quiet beachfront rooms, well-maintained and relaxing. Nice amenities like sunscreen, beach towels, and a mini library. Friendly hosts and helpful staff. Convenient location near the airport and Simpson Bay.

    Benjamin United States, 
  • Great
    8.4

    Great beach location, secure parking, well-stocked kitchen, helpful staff, peaceful and relaxing.

    Nothing bad to say.

    Bruce United States, 
  • Very good
    7.6

    Great view and location right by the beach, perfect for a relaxing getaway. Helpful staff. Secure parking.

    Shared balcony with limited privacy. No smoking allowed on the property.

    David United States, 
  • Perfect
    9.4

    The hotel is located right on the beach, with stunning views from the balcony. The staff is very helpful and friendly, providing excellent service, and the rooms are well-equipped with everything you need. It is also conveniently located close to restaurants and supermarkets. As mentioned in one review, their dog Margarita is such a sweetheart and adds to the welcoming atmosphere.

    All aspects of this hotel were great.

    Alex United Kingdom, 
  • Great
    8.6

    We loved our stay at this beachfront hotel. The location is perfect, with many restaurants within walking distance on the beach, and it is close to Simpson Bay town center. The hotel facilities were great, with 8 large rooms directly on the beach. The view from our room was amazing, and the hotel staff was friendly and helpful. We also enjoyed the cleanliness of the rooms and the convenience of parking on the premises.

    Nothing, it is perfect.

    Hugh United States, 
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